My life as Habbo

Habbo Hotel is a virtual game where teens (57 years old) get laid, adopt virtual kids (15 years old retarded kids) and get married. Also, the company who own Habbo Hotel has made 19.000.000$ in the past year from lonely kids who buy virtual furni and virtual pets.

1.Stand/dance around.

2.Get teh sexy blonde spikes, teh hot button shirt, and teh erotic sandles, and then say "PRESS 222 IF U WANT S...EX!"

3.Don't be black. <- Important

4.Spam links to your nudes constantly and do not step untill they reply.

5.Ask nicely.

6.Say please

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PROFIT!!! GET AIDS!!!